I'm Done. I've found the Vehicular Form of Pure Swagger

"Spridget" (dustbustervans) 02/11/2016 at 16:39 • Filed to: NPoCP

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And it is a VW Bus combined with a Diesel Dodge Ram.

Look at it and weep.

It even has a brush guard AND patina. What more could you need?

You can find it on Craigslist:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5440846080.html

What think you, Oppo? Nice Price or Crack Pipe?

HammerheadFistpunch > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 16:44

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I think this model is known as “probable cause”

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 02/11/2016 at 16:45

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I was going to go with “Rape wagon” but that works too.

CB > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 16:45

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The back... Jesus Christ. That is the very definition of “they’ll never find your body”.

Wacko > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 16:46

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does it come with a free tetanus shot.

ha and you can’t spell tatanus without anus!

MonkeePuzzle > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 16:51

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cozy....

pretty sure I saw this on Criminal Minds

Wacko > MonkeePuzzle 02/11/2016 at 16:58

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i love the rebar door holder

so trailer park.

Wacko > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 17:01

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I just noticed that the rear lights are not from that gen truck, so the front end and cab from a 91, the box from a 94 and newer and the vw camper.

Spridget > MonkeePuzzle 02/11/2016 at 17:01

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Sine becoming a lumberjack, Dexter needed a 4x4 vehicle to travel down rough backroads.

Spridget > HammerheadFistpunch 02/11/2016 at 17:04

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It’s a fixer upper.

coelacanthist > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 17:10

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Have you had a tetanus shot recently?

BarryDanger > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 17:19

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It’s a dodge-fail-ia!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 17:28

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Even with CL markup, this is massive CP territory.

Well, maybe not CP. Perhaps hash pipe or bong water.

The frumious Bandersnatch! > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 18:17

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spridget 02/11/2016 at 19:23

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Are you sure the vehicular form of pure awesomeness isn’t a van with a pickup bed?